Legal Coasters for Lawyers
You argue for a living, track your life in 6-minute increments, and somehow explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The perfect coasters for lawyers.
Why Coasters for Lawyers
Law is pressure, precision, and politics all at once. You carry client problems, meet impossible deadlines, and deal with people on their worst days.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Legal
You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Laptops full of documents
- Water bottles during depositions
- Office decor with attitude
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
Lawyer sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Legal Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. Attorney-client privilege not included.
- Do you cover different practice areas?
- Criminal, civil, corporate, family - building collections.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What legal roles do you cover?
- Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.