Security Calendars for Private Investigators

You find information others can't, sit through endless surveillance, and somehow explain that real PI work isn't like the movies. The perfect calendars for private investigators.

Why Calendars for Private Investigators

Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Security

You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles for stakeouts
  • Office decor
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about stakeouts?
Some are. The waiting is real.
Do you cover different PI specialties?
Infidelity, corporate, legal - building content.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What security roles do you cover?
Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.