Funny Security Stickers
You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.
Who It's For
- Security Guards
- Bouncers
- Private Investigators
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Security sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What security roles do you cover?
- Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.
- Are these about difficult people?
- Some reference the interactions. All in good fun - we respect the job.
- Can I wear these on duty?
- Some are uniform-adjacent safe, some are off-duty only. We label them.
- Do you cover different environments?
- Corporate, nightlife, events - building collections for each.