Security Mugs
You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back. Find the perfect mugs for security workers.
Why Mugs for Security
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Who It's For
- Security Guards
- Bouncers
- Private Investigators
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Security sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list. New mug designs drop regularly. Get on the list so your coffee game stays ahead of your coworkers'.
Perfect For
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Break room power moves
- Zoom calls where your mug says what your face can't
- Gifts for the coworker who shares your dark sense of humor
Frequently Asked Questions
- What security roles do you cover?
- Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.
- Are these about difficult people?
- Some reference the interactions. All in good fun - we respect the job.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.