Security Stickers
You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back. Find the perfect stickers for security workers.
Why Stickers for Security
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Who It's For
- Security Guards
- Bouncers
- Private Investigators
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Perfect For
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Toolboxes that tell it like it is
- Hard hats that need some personality
- Anywhere your supervisor won't look too closely
Frequently Asked Questions
- What security roles do you cover?
- Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.
- Are these about difficult people?
- Some reference the interactions. All in good fun - we respect the job.
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.