Security Tote Bags

You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back. Find the perfect tote bags for security workers.

Why Tote Bags for Security

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Who It's For

  • Security Guards
  • Bouncers
  • Private Investigators

Get First Access

Security sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list. New tote designs coming soon. Get on the list to carry your stuff in style.

Perfect For

  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions
  • Library runs for those of us who read to escape
  • Farmer's market trips on your hard-earned days off

Frequently Asked Questions

What security roles do you cover?
Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.
Are these about difficult people?
Some reference the interactions. All in good fun - we respect the job.
How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.