Security Calendars for Bouncers
You decide who gets in, deal with drunk people who think they're VIPs, and somehow stay calm when things get heated. The perfect calendars for bouncers.
Why Calendars for Bouncers
Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Security
You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Personal items with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Gear bags
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Bouncer stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
Other Security Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about drunk people?
- Some are. The stories are endless.
- Do you cover different venue types?
- Bars, clubs, events - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What security roles do you cover?
- Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.