First Responders Calendars for Police Officers
You deal with the worst moments of people's lives, write reports about things that shouldn't be real, and somehow maintain your sense of humor. The perfect calendars for police officers.
Why Calendars for Police Officers
Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About First Responders
You run toward what everyone else runs from. You've seen things that would make civilians faint. You deserve stickers that match your energy - dark, sarcastic, and absolutely not HR-approved.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Patrol car clipboards
- Water bottles in the cruiser
- Locker room personality
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
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Related Professions
Other First Responders Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these politically charged?
- No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.
- Are these stickers durable?
- Waterproof and built to last. Stick them on anything.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What first responder roles do you cover?
- Police, firefighters, dispatchers, 911 operators, corrections officers, and search and rescue. We're expanding based on demand.