Legal Calendars for Lawyers

You argue for a living, track your life in 6-minute increments, and somehow explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The perfect calendars for lawyers.

Why Calendars for Lawyers

Law is pressure, precision, and politics all at once. You carry client problems, meet impossible deadlines, and deal with people on their worst days.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Legal

You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Laptops full of documents
  • Water bottles during depositions
  • Office decor with attitude
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Lawyer sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. Attorney-client privilege not included.
Do you cover different practice areas?
Criminal, civil, corporate, family - building collections.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What legal roles do you cover?
Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.