Office Calendars
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that. Find the perfect calendars for office workers.
Why Calendars for Office
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Corporate Workers
- Work From Home
- HR
- Accountants
- Managers
- Receptionists
Get First Access
Office sticker collection coming soon. Join the list to get first dibs. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.
- Can I put these on my work laptop?
- Some are safe for the office, some are definitely not. We label them so you can choose your level of risk.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.