Office Tote Bags
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that. Find the perfect tote bags for office workers.
Why Tote Bags for Office
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Who It's For
- Corporate Workers
- Work From Home
- HR
- Accountants
- Managers
- Receptionists
Get First Access
Office sticker collection coming soon. Join the list to get first dibs. New tote designs coming soon. Get on the list to carry your stuff in style.
Perfect For
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Gym bags for stress relief sessions
- Library runs for those of us who read to escape
- Farmer's market trips on your hard-earned days off
Frequently Asked Questions
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.
- Can I put these on my work laptop?
- Some are safe for the office, some are definitely not. We label them so you can choose your level of risk.
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.