Office Mousepads
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that. Find the perfect mousepads for office workers.
Why Mousepads for Office
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Who It's For
- Corporate Workers
- Work From Home
- HR
- Accountants
- Managers
- Receptionists
Get First Access
Office sticker collection coming soon. Join the list to get first dibs. New mousepad designs are coming. Get on the list and upgrade your desk game.
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Gamers who work to fund their hobby
- Anyone who stares at a screen all day and needs a laugh
Frequently Asked Questions
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.
- Can I put these on my work laptop?
- Some are safe for the office, some are definitely not. We label them so you can choose your level of risk.
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.