Office Calendars for Corporate Workers
You've mastered the art of looking busy. Survived meetings that could have been emails. And learned to say 'per my last email' with just the right amount of aggression. The perfect calendars for corporate workers.
Why Calendars for Corporate Workers
Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Office
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Laptops that need personality
- Water bottles in the office
- Cubicle walls that feel empty
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these safe for the office?
- Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
- Will my coworkers judge me?
- The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.