Office Desk Plates
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that. Find the perfect desk plates for office workers.
Why Desk Plates for Office
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Who It's For
- Corporate Workers
- Work From Home
- HR
- Accountants
- Managers
- Receptionists
Get First Access
Office sticker collection coming soon. Join the list to get first dibs. New desk plate designs coming soon. Claim your real job title before someone else does.
Perfect For
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
- Gifts for the coworker whose job title is a lie
- Anyone whose real job description is 'keeping this place from burning down'
Frequently Asked Questions
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.
- Can I put these on my work laptop?
- Some are safe for the office, some are definitely not. We label them so you can choose your level of risk.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.