Office Calendars for Receptionists
You're the first face people see, the last line of defense, and somehow expected to know everything about everyone in the building. The perfect calendars for receptionists.
Why Calendars for Receptionists
Receptionists do everything. Answer phones, manage visitors, handle packages, know everyone's schedule, and somehow smile through it all. You're undervalued and overworked.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Office
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Front desk personality
- Water bottles at reception
- Phone systems with attitude
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Receptionist stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult visitors?
- Some are. The ones who ignore the 'please sign in' sign get referenced.
- Do you understand front desk work?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.