Office Calendars for Accountants

You speak in spreadsheets, dream in formulas, and explain the same concepts to people who refuse to understand budgets. Tax season is your Super Bowl. The perfect calendars for accountants.

Why Calendars for Accountants

Accountants are the unsung heroes of every organization. You catch the mistakes, balance the books, and somehow get blamed when budgets don't magically increase. We see you.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Office

For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Calculator covers with style
  • Laptops full of spreadsheets
  • Water bottles during tax season
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Accountant stickers in the works. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about being boring?
No. These are about the actual job - which is way more interesting than people think.
Do you have tax season specific stickers?
Absolutely. The busy season gets its own collection.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What office roles do these cover?
Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.
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