Government Mousepads
You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition. Find the perfect mousepads for government workers.
Why Mousepads for Government
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Who It's For
- DMV Workers
- Postal Workers
- City Workers
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Get First Access
Government worker stickers in the works. Join the list for early access. New mousepad designs are coming. Get on the list and upgrade your desk game.
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Gamers who work to fund their hobby
- Anyone who stares at a screen all day and needs a laugh
Frequently Asked Questions
- What government jobs do you cover?
- DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.
- Are these about slow government workers?
- No. These are made FOR government workers, not making fun of them. Inside jokes, not insults.
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.