Government Calendars
You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition. Find the perfect calendars for government workers.
Why Calendars for Government
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- DMV Workers
- Postal Workers
- City Workers
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Get First Access
Government worker stickers in the works. Join the list for early access. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What government jobs do you cover?
- DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.
- Are these about slow government workers?
- No. These are made FOR government workers, not making fun of them. Inside jokes, not insults.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.