Government Desk Plates
You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition. Find the perfect desk plates for government workers.
Why Desk Plates for Government
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Who It's For
- DMV Workers
- Postal Workers
- City Workers
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Get First Access
Government worker stickers in the works. Join the list for early access. New desk plate designs coming soon. Claim your real job title before someone else does.
Perfect For
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
- Gifts for the coworker whose job title is a lie
- Anyone whose real job description is 'keeping this place from burning down'
Frequently Asked Questions
- What government jobs do you cover?
- DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.
- Are these about slow government workers?
- No. These are made FOR government workers, not making fun of them. Inside jokes, not insults.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.