Government Tote Bags

You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition. Find the perfect tote bags for government workers.

Why Tote Bags for Government

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Who It's For

  • DMV Workers
  • Postal Workers
  • City Workers

Get First Access

Government worker stickers in the works. Join the list for early access. New tote designs coming soon. Get on the list to carry your stuff in style.

Perfect For

  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions
  • Library runs for those of us who read to escape
  • Farmer's market trips on your hard-earned days off

Frequently Asked Questions

What government jobs do you cover?
DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.
Are these about slow government workers?
No. These are made FOR government workers, not making fun of them. Inside jokes, not insults.
How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.