Government Mousepads for City Workers
You keep the city functioning - permits, services, infrastructure. You deal with the public and the bureaucracy simultaneously. The perfect mousepads for city workers.
Why Mousepads for City Workers
City work is public service with all its challenges. You're blamed for things you can't control and rarely thanked for what works. These stickers understand.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
About Government
You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition.
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Office desks with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Personal gear with flair
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
Get First Access
City worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Government Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you cover different city departments?
- Permits, utilities, public works - building collections.
- Are these about difficult citizens?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- What government jobs do you cover?
- DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.