Government Mugs
You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition. Find the perfect mugs for government workers.
Why Mugs for Government
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Who It's For
- DMV Workers
- Postal Workers
- City Workers
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Get First Access
Government worker stickers in the works. Join the list for early access. New mug designs drop regularly. Get on the list so your coffee game stays ahead of your coworkers'.
Perfect For
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Break room power moves
- Zoom calls where your mug says what your face can't
- Gifts for the coworker who shares your dark sense of humor
Frequently Asked Questions
- What government jobs do you cover?
- DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.
- Are these about slow government workers?
- No. These are made FOR government workers, not making fun of them. Inside jokes, not insults.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.