Government Coasters
You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition. Find the perfect coasters for government workers.
Why Coasters for Government
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Who It's For
- DMV Workers
- Postal Workers
- City Workers
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Get First Access
Government worker stickers in the works. Join the list for early access. New coaster sets coming soon. Get on the list for first dibs on the drop.
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
- Anyone whose drink consumption correlates with meeting frequency
Frequently Asked Questions
- What government jobs do you cover?
- DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.
- Are these about slow government workers?
- No. These are made FOR government workers, not making fun of them. Inside jokes, not insults.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.