Government Calendars for City Workers
You keep the city functioning - permits, services, infrastructure. You deal with the public and the bureaucracy simultaneously. The perfect calendars for city workers.
Why Calendars for City Workers
City work is public service with all its challenges. You're blamed for things you can't control and rarely thanked for what works. These stickers understand.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Government
You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office desks with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Personal gear with flair
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
City worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Government Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you cover different city departments?
- Permits, utilities, public works - building collections.
- Are these about difficult citizens?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What government jobs do you cover?
- DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.