Coasters for Men

Because meetings need drinks, and drinks need something to land on. Because guys at work are notoriously impossible to shop for. Ties are dead. Cologne is creepy. These actually work.

Why This Works

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

  • *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
  • *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
  • *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
  • *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
  • *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Can I put hot drinks on them?
Absolutely. Coffee, tea, whatever warm beverage gets you through the day. They handle hot and cold like the emotional rollercoaster that is your job.
How do I clean them?
Wipe with a damp cloth. Don't submerge in water or put in the dishwasher - they're tough but not invincible, kind of like you.