Coasters for Florists for Men
You turn flowers into art, manage perishable inventory, and somehow explain that arrangements aren't just 'throwing flowers in a vase.'
Why This Works
Floristry is artistry meets botany meets customer service. You create beauty on deadlines with living materials.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Flower cooler decor
- Delivery van dashboards
- Work aprons
- Gifts for florists
- Personal water bottles
- Shop windows
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about flower arranging?
- Yes. The artistry deserves recognition.
- Do you cover wedding florists?
- Absolutely. Wedding chaos is special chaos.
- Are these shop appropriate?
- Beautiful enough for any boutique.
- Can garden center staff enjoy these?
- Plant people unite.