Coasters for Baristas for Men
You make drinks with 47 modifications, spell names wrong on purpose (or not), and somehow maintain energy while running on fumes.
Why This Works
Barista work is fast-paced, detailed, and underappreciated. You're an artist, chemist, and therapist before most people are awake. These stickers get the coffee grind.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Personal tumblers with attitude
- Apron pins and flair
- Lockers in back
- Gifts for coffee workers
- Phone cases and gear
- Home coffee setups
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
Get Coasters for Baristas
Barista stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult orders?
- Some are. The 27-modification drink gets its moment.
- Do you cover indie and chain shops?
- Yes. Different vibes, same barista struggles.
- Are these about corporate coffee?
- Some reference the realities. No specific brand bashing.
- Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
- Please do. Secret menu survivors welcome.