Coasters for Lawyers for Men
You argue for a living, track your life in 6-minute increments, and somehow explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed.
Why This Works
Law is pressure, precision, and politics all at once. You carry client problems, meet impossible deadlines, and deal with people on their worst days.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Laptops full of documents
- Water bottles during depositions
- Office decor with attitude
- Gifts for new associates
- Briefcases with personality
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. Attorney-client privilege not included.
- Do you cover different practice areas?
- Criminal, civil, corporate, family - building collections.
- Are these appropriate for court?
- Some are subtle enough. Some are chambers-only.
- Can law students enjoy these?
- Especially law students. You need the humor early.