Desk Plates for Men

Your real job title, not the one LinkedIn approved. Because guys at work are notoriously impossible to shop for. Ties are dead. Cologne is creepy. These actually work.

Why This Works

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

What You Get

  • -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

  • *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
  • *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
  • *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
  • *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
  • *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Can I get a custom title made?
We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
Will my boss be offended?
Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?