Coasters for Loan Officers for Men
You help people buy homes, chase documents nobody can find, and somehow close deals when rates change at the last minute.
Why This Works
Loan officers live on deadlines and documentation. You're the bridge between dreams and reality, dealing with everyone's stress.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at closings
- Laptops with flair
- Gifts for LOs
- Office supplies
- Personal gear
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about documentation?
- Some are. We know the missing paystub struggle.
- Do you cover different loan types?
- Mortgage, commercial, personal - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are office-only.
- Can processors enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Loan team solidarity.