Tote Bags for Men

For carrying your lunch, laptop, and will to live to work every day. Because guys at work are notoriously impossible to shop for. Ties are dead. Cologne is creepy. These actually work.

Why This Works

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

What You Get

-Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
-Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
-Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
-Machine washable for when life gets messy

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

*Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
*They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
*Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
*Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
*The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

Shop by Their Profession

Find tote bags for men based on their job.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?: 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?: Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Can I wash them?: Yes. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. They're designed to handle real life, which means coffee spills and mystery stains from public transit.
Will the print crack or peel?: Nope. We use screen printing that's embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It'll last longer than most of your coworkers.

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