Sarcastic Gifts Mugs for Window Cleaners

For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. The perfect sarcastic gifts mugs for the window cleaners in your life.

Why Sarcastic Gifts Mugs for Window Cleaners

Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.

Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.

The Vibe

  • “Oh wow, another meeting”
  • “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
  • “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
  • “This is fine (everything is on fire)”

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
  • Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Equipment bags with personality
  • Water bottles on site

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
Are these about heights?
Some are. The view up there is something else.
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