Sarcastic Gifts Coasters for Bankers

For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. The perfect sarcastic gifts coasters for the bankers in your life.

Why Sarcastic Gifts Coasters for Bankers

Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.

Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.

The Vibe

  • “Oh wow, another meeting”
  • “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
  • “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
  • “This is fine (everything is on fire)”

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
  • Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles at work

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Are these about sales targets?
Some are. We know the pressure.
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