Stickers Gifts for Your Boss
Because passive-aggressive Post-it notes are so last decade. Show appreciation without being a total kiss-ass.
Why This Works
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
Buying a gift for your boss is like defusing a bomb—one wrong move and your career explodes. Too cheap and you look like you don't care. Too expensive and suddenly everyone thinks you're gunning for that promotion. Too funny and HR schedules a 'quick chat.' The key is finding something that says 'I respect you as a leader' without saying 'please remember this during my performance review.' It's a delicate dance of professional appreciation and plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Shop by Their Profession
Find stickers designed for their specific job.
Gift Ideas
- *A 'World's Okayest Boss' mug (because 'World's Best' is obviously a lie)
- *Stress balls shaped like tiny employees to squeeze
- *A desk sign that says 'The beatings will continue until morale improves'
- *Premium coffee beans with a note: 'For when we're being extra annoying'
- *A 'Meeting Recovery Room' door sign for their office
Get Stickers Ideas
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- How big are the stickers?
- Most range from 2-4 inches. Big enough to make a point, small enough to maintain plausible deniability. Dimensions are listed on each product page.
- Can I request a custom sticker for my profession?
- Absolutely. We're always expanding based on what people actually want. Email us or DM on Instagram with your ideas. If it makes us laugh, we'll probably make it.