Gifts for Your Boss - Stickers for Bouncers

You decide who gets in, deal with drunk people who think they're VIPs, and somehow stay calm when things get heated.

Why This Works

Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Personal items with personality
  • Water bottles on shift
  • Gear bags
  • Gifts for bouncers
  • Off-duty entertainment
  • Break room decor

Things to Consider for Your Boss

  • *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
  • *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
  • *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)

Get Stickers for Bouncers

Bouncer stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about drunk people?
Some are. The stories are endless.
Do you cover different venue types?
Bars, clubs, events - building content.
Are these door appropriate?
Personal items only. Stay professional at work.
Can bartenders enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Nightlife solidarity.