Gifts for Your Boss - Stickers for Butchers
You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers.
Why This Works
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool storage
- Gifts for butchers
- Personal gear
- Shop decor
Things to Consider for Your Boss
- *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
- *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
- *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
- Are these counter appropriate?
- Some are customer-facing, some are back room only.
- Can meat department staff enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Meat cutter solidarity.