Coasters Gifts for Your Boss

Because meetings need drinks, and drinks need something to land on. Show appreciation without being a total kiss-ass.

Why This Works

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

Buying a gift for your boss is like defusing a bomb—one wrong move and your career explodes. Too cheap and you look like you don't care. Too expensive and suddenly everyone thinks you're gunning for that promotion. Too funny and HR schedules a 'quick chat.' The key is finding something that says 'I respect you as a leader' without saying 'please remember this during my performance review.' It's a delicate dance of professional appreciation and plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

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Gift Ideas

  • *A 'World's Okayest Boss' mug (because 'World's Best' is obviously a lie)
  • *Stress balls shaped like tiny employees to squeeze
  • *A desk sign that says 'The beatings will continue until morale improves'
  • *Premium coffee beans with a note: 'For when we're being extra annoying'
  • *A 'Meeting Recovery Room' door sign for their office

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Can I put hot drinks on them?
Absolutely. Coffee, tea, whatever warm beverage gets you through the day. They handle hot and cold like the emotional rollercoaster that is your job.
How do I clean them?
Wipe with a damp cloth. Don't submerge in water or put in the dishwasher - they're tough but not invincible, kind of like you.