Gifts for Your Boss - Stickers for Sommeliers

You know wine better than most people know themselves, guide guests through intimidating lists, and somehow don't roll your eyes when they order 'the house red.'

Why This Works

Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Wine accessories with personality
  • Water bottles (ironic)
  • Locker decor
  • Gifts for somms
  • Personal gear
  • Wine cellar entertainment

Things to Consider for Your Boss

  • *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
  • *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
  • *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)

Get Stickers for Sommeliers

Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these pretentious?
No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
Do you cover different wine service levels?
Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.
Are these floor appropriate?
Some are guest-friendly, some are staff-only.
Can wine enthusiasts enjoy these?
Anyone who loves wine will relate.