Desk Plates Gifts for Your Boss

Your real job title, not the one LinkedIn approved. Show appreciation without being a total kiss-ass.

Why This Works

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Buying a gift for your boss is like defusing a bomb—one wrong move and your career explodes. Too cheap and you look like you don't care. Too expensive and suddenly everyone thinks you're gunning for that promotion. Too funny and HR schedules a 'quick chat.' The key is finding something that says 'I respect you as a leader' without saying 'please remember this during my performance review.' It's a delicate dance of professional appreciation and plausible deniability.

What You Get

-Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
-Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
-Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
-Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Shop by Their Profession

Find desk plates designed for their specific job.

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Gift Ideas

*A 'World's Okayest Boss' mug (because 'World's Best' is obviously a lie)
*Stress balls shaped like tiny employees to squeeze
*A desk sign that says 'The beatings will continue until morale improves'
*Premium coffee beans with a note: 'For when we're being extra annoying'
*A 'Meeting Recovery Room' door sign for their office

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Other Gift Types for Your Boss

Stickers Mugs Mousepads Calendars Posters Coasters Tote Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?: Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?: Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Can I get a custom title made?: We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
Will my boss be offended?: Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?

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