Raunchy Calendars for 911 Operators

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy calendars for the 911 operators in your life.

Why Raunchy Calendars for 911 Operators

911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Console areas with personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts
  • Headset hooks with style

Get First Access

911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
Do you address the mental health aspect?
We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.
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