Raunchy Posters for 911 Operators

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy posters for the 911 operators in your life.

Why Raunchy Posters for 911 Operators

911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce
  • Console areas with personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts
  • Headset hooks with style

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911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Do they come framed?
Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
Do you address the mental health aspect?
We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.