Raunchy Stickers for 911 Operators

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy stickers for the 911 operators in your life.

Why Raunchy Stickers for 911 Operators

911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is
  • Console areas with personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts
  • Headset hooks with style

Get First Access

911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
Do you address the mental health aspect?
We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.
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