Raunchy Tote Bags for 911 Operators

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy tote bags for the 911 operators in your life.

Why Raunchy Tote Bags for 911 Operators

911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

!Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
!Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
!May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
!Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

+Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
+Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
+Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
+Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

Daily commutes that need entertainment
Grocery runs after work because you're already out
Gym bags for stress relief sessions
Console areas with personality
Water bottles for long shifts
Headset hooks with style

Get First Access

911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.

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EMTs Police Officers Dispatchers

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?: 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?: Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?: Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
Do you address the mental health aspect?: We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.

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