Office-Appropriate Calendars for 911 Operators

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the 911 operators in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for 911 Operators

911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Console areas with personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts
  • Headset hooks with style

Get First Access

911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
Do you address the mental health aspect?
We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.
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