Funny Work Stickers

Because passive-aggressive Post-it notes are so last decade.

Why It Works

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

Product Features

+Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
+Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
+Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
+UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

Water bottles that need to make a statement
Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
Toolboxes that tell it like it is
Hard hats that need some personality
Anywhere your supervisor won't look too closely

Get Stickers First

New sticker drops hit different. Get on the list before your coworkers beat you to the good ones.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?: Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?: Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
How big are the stickers?: Most range from 2-4 inches. Big enough to make a point, small enough to maintain plausible deniability. Dimensions are listed on each product page.
Can I request a custom sticker for my profession?: Absolutely. We're always expanding based on what people actually want. Email us or DM on Instagram with your ideas. If it makes us laugh, we'll probably make it.

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