Funny Stickers for Dispatchers
You're the calm voice in chaos. The one who keeps responders alive with information while managing callers who can't tell you where they are.
Why We Get It
Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
Stickers Features
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Headset stations with style
- Water bottles that survive 12s
- Console area personalization
- Gifts for dispatch academy grads
- Badge reels with attitude
- Break room lockers
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand dispatch?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these about difficult callers?
- Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.
- Do you cover police, fire, and EMS dispatch?
- We cover all disciplines. Combined and separate centers.
- Can field responders enjoy these?
- Anyone who's keyed up a radio will appreciate these.