Funny Stickers for Machinists
You make parts with tolerances tighter than most people's patience. Work with machines that could kill you. And somehow explain why 'close enough' isn't a thing.
Why We Get It
Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
Stickers Features
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Toolboxes with personality
- CNC machines with flair
- Water bottles in the shop
- Gifts for machining grads
- Shop walls with attitude
- Personal gear and vehicles
Stickers for Machinists Coming Soon
Machinist stickers in the works. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about engineers?
- Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover manual and CNC?
- Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.
- Are these shop-safe?
- Most are. Some are break-room only.
- Can I suggest process-specific jokes?
- Please do. Machinists have great inside jokes.