Funny Stickers for Phlebotomists
You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time.
Why We Get It
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
Stickers Features
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
- Badge reels that start conversations
- Gifts for phleb school grads
- Lockers and personal gear
- Specimen bags with personality
Stickers for Phlebotomists Coming Soon
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
- Are these appropriate to show patients?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break-room-only. We label them.
- Can I request specific vein jokes?
- Absolutely. The more specific the better.