Funny Stickers for Bartenders
You're part therapist, part chemist, part bouncer. You remember orders, faces, and which regulars to avoid - all while looking effortlessly cool.
Why We Get It
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
Stickers Features
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
- Lockers in back
- Gifts for bartenders
- Personal gear and bags
- Home bar setups
Stickers for Bartenders Coming Soon
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.
- Are these tip jar appropriate?
- Some might actually help with tips. We're testing.
- Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
- Please do. Long Island Iced Tea orderers have it coming.