Funny Stickers for Realtors
You work every weekend, show houses to people who can't afford them, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute.
Why We Get It
Real estate is hustle culture at its peak. You're always on, always selling, always showing - and only get paid when it closes.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
Stickers Features
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Car dashboards with personality
- Water bottles at showings
- Open house supplies
- Gifts for realtors
- Office decor
- Personal gear
Stickers for Realtors Coming Soon
Realtor stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different markets?
- Universal real estate pain. Every market relates.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are agent-only.
- Can new agents enjoy these?
- Especially new agents. You need the humor early.